so i was skyping with angela angela is basically a girl i talk to.. i think she is fairly cool.. i think she is cool in that she is not arrogant.. and she has a measure of wisdom and she is pretty sincere
wait.. before i move on to what happened with angela, i want to clarify something here's my theory on why women are so arrogant these days back in the day it was like men had money and women had sex appeal these days women have money and sex appeal as a result.. men are desperately thirsty and women are arrogant i meet women who have money because they are in the medical field and everyone in that field has stability and good pay.. i'll meet a girl who says she's something like a "phlebotomist" i'll be like wtf is a phlebotomist!? i can never understand how women even know about these jobs anyway i just wanted to get that out of the way here's what i actually came here to say so angela and i were skyping and she skypes on her phone so i said show me your new apartment.. she obliged so she's going around showing me stuff and then she came to the bathroom when she came to the bathroom she was telling me how big her bathroom was and moving her phone around and somewhere in there she wasn't really thinking and the phone went to her mirror LOL why wasn't she wearing any pants? she wasn't wearing any underwear either she sleeps naked so when we started talking she only had on a shirt cuz she was in bed.. and when i told her to show me around i guess she figured she'd be fine as long as she didn't point the phone down well.. she was wrong cuz i got an eye full i saw her vagina and everything.. she doesn't shave down there and it was looken patchy lol here's another sidenote before i continue.. saying it was patchy isn't an insult.. its a comment.. one day i had a girl keep asking me why guys like shaved vaginas so much i tried to ignore it at first because i felt it was disrespectful of her to be asking me that because to me its like saying "all my ex boyfriends liked my vagina shaved" which was TMI !!! she kept asking me that same question over time though- i guess because i never answered her, so i finally firmly said "i don't know" which is true.. i don't know the answer to that question but i wanted to say "I DONT F*CKING KNOW... GOT ANYMORE PERSONAL SH*T TO SHARE!?" ...smh i believe she got the picture though.. i think my tone said it all anyway.. moving on so i was so surprised i was like whoa i just saw everything she's like.. "no u didn't stop lying" i was like umm yeah i did she was just embarassed lol so that was quite unexpected.. but she has a nice shape so no harm done i guess oh and btw.. some of u are probably thinking she did that on purpose.. but it was a genuine accident, u could tell by the way it happened
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