this entry might get deleted cuz its gross, i just want to get these thought off my chest or watever
Ok.. so u might remember me talking about the woman at my job who smokes and sounds ridiculous Ok so she has actually gotten worse somehow I don’t know what order to put these in.. but Exhibit a. I looked at her hand and she has warts. Exhibit b. she doesn’t go on a lunch break.. meaning she doesn’t LEAVE to eat lunch.. this is highly disrespectful imo because we work in a room.. no windows open, and the door is closed So I was working a few days ago and all of a sudden I caught a wiff of something foul SHE EATS COLD PEPPERONI. I looked over and she literally had a package of pepperoni slices and that was her lunch.. I was so grossed out It reminds me of ghostworld when steve buscemi walked in and enid was like “THAT GUY JUST ORDERED A GLASS OF MILK! WHO GOES TO A RESTAURANT TO ORDER A GLASS OF MILK!?” Its just so gross and weird I can’t even stand it Yesterday I caught another wiff and I looked over and she had baloney or bologna or however u spell it She just had it in a bag and she pulled it out and started eating it.. like there’s a taco bell and a mcdonalds across the street but she’s torturing my nose and my brain by eating cold baloney slices out of a bag.. at least leave the room.. when i have hot food i eat it outside of the room.. i only have things like fruit snacks in the room Exhibit c. This one is a doosey. Her vagina stinks Ok.. before I get into this, I have to tell u guys, I told someone about this and this conversation happened: Them: “u don’t know its her vagina” Me: “umm.. yeah I do.” Them: “no u don’t” Me: “ok.. if someone walks by you and their armpits stink YOU KNOW ITS THEIR ARMPITS” *at this point they started to laugh* them: “armpits have a specific smell though” me: giving off the vibe like.. “umm.. yeah, do we really need to go there? Or are you ready to listen” they got the memo. I kno I’m not living like a jersey shore guy but I know what I know ANYWAY So the woman at my job got up to walk out and I got a wiff.. I look up and I’m like.. WAAAAIT a minute.. So later one or two more times this happens and each time it coincides with her getting up out of her seat CONFIRMED. I even looked under the desk because I thought for it to be that strong she’d have to be wearing shorts or something and sure enough, when I looked I saw her bare legs Now.. THAT IS GROSS This woman is old. Fat. She smokes. She has warts. She coughs 24 hours a day. She sounds like a hoarse man when she talks. She eats cold meat for lunch. And to top it off her vagina stinks i don't know if i should feel sorry for her or if she is just a person with gross habits.. the smoking makes me think.. its the latter.. all i know is I’ve never been so repulsed by someone before anyway, i just wanted to get that off my chest I have been trying so hard not to say something.. her cough is the worst part of it all.. it is just so.... let me explain it ok say you worked in an office and someone loudly burped 40 times a day that's what her coughing is like to me.. its not a normal cough its just so disgusting an loud A girl in the room we work in already got sick because of this woman’s incessant coughing marathons.. I gave the poor girl a health drink lol I’m trying my best to not say anything because I know how politically correct these environments can be.. i mainly want to tell her to be more considerate of others, like do something about your cough or stay home til u can stop making people sick.. and stop eating cold salami in the room.. i probably could never bring myself to mention her vagina tho but I figure, hey someone got sick so maybe someone ELSE will say something about this woman’s grossness Til then.. I just turn up my mp3 player to level bonkers and breathe out of my mouth Wow.
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