i want to have sex so bad its not even funny
put yourself in my shoes i've never had sex in my entire life i'm 28 i am trying to live the christian lifestyle but its not exactly the most fun thing in the world right now i don't want to be a fornicator or an adulterer or a person who is sexually immoral or even lustful honestly i think most people are at least one of those things today i don't want to be anything that would make God upset... even though i probably do some things that God doesn't want me to do- i still don't want to add anything to the list of things i already screw up on i want to just wait for marriage like i'm supposed to and i want to get married ONE TIME and never get divorced i just want to do things the right way this is not exactly easy when you wake up and your penis is harder than f*cking adamantium oh and another thing.. loneliness amplifies the desires and i am lonely as f*ck i've been trying to call someone for days and every time i call they are at a concert or watching fireworks or deep sea diving or some sh*t that makes it so they have to hang up i'll tell u what though a girl better not marry me because whoever does is really going to get plowed to DEATH say goodbye to your vagina FOREVER because my wang feels like a loaded machine gun right now update the next morning: ended up having a sex dream last night.. my feelings are so strong they're following me into unconsciousness oh btw.. for future reference, "under pressure" is my new way of saying "horny"
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