how to be cool Posted by poolboyjames on November 23, 2010 at 9:14 PM comments (0)
how to be cool: by james smedley. 1. look good (even if u don't have the money for the shirt, buy it anyway) 2. be superficial 3. be a crowd follower (popular opinion is always right) 4. toss away the concepts of wisdom and foresight.. do dumb things in the name of fun and make youth a reason for foolish behavior 5. well-placed curse words reaffirm your coolness 6. sporadically do these things: scream like its spring break, throw up devil horns, say things are "badass" 7. be a fake christian or a real atheist 8. take pictures of empty alcohol bottles you've collected and post them to facebook or myspace 9. whenever prompted to describe yourself, be sure to depict yourself as a "free spirit" and/or "spontaneous" (sidenote: for these statements to be effective, they should be supplemented with something very specific such as: "i like to have fun" to further solidify your cool status) 10. get tattoos (why? well why not? don't most cool people have them?)
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