my life is such a joke sometimes
a girl text me out of the blue and after a few words i text her back like hit me up if u have time to hang out this weekend so i'm expecting an "i'm busy" or "ok cool" or "lets hang out tomorrow" or any sort of response, instead the girl never text me back why do girls do things like that.. SHE TEXT ME FIRST, so why when i say a simple thing like "let me know if u have time to chill" do i not receive a text back? like i didn't even initiate the contact and i still get ignored somehow.. how is that even possible? seriously this is the stuff that frustrates me about women.. and 10,000 frustrations becomes hatred.. i admit.. i love women but i also hate women, brah.. real talk so anyway.. i've been apartment hunting a lot.. living here with my parents is just terrible.. i am trying hard but so far every place is occupied i hate how i am here and i have the money to leave but i STILL can't leave i will be doing something normal like making a sandwich and my dad is always right there.. its the weirdest thing.. its almost like he waits until i'm in the kitchen to eat or something its like i don't want to talk to him his conversations are always one sided.. he's always talking about something he is thinking about.. its never like a normal exchange he'll walk in a room and say something like "grafton almost got fired" and he will go on and on explaining what is happening and i won't even know who grafton is or anything.. it is just awful.. and what's even crazier is my dad doesn't work anymore- so its weird that he knows everything that goes on at his old job still smh another thing that will happen is i will have to do something like make my lunch for work.. and so i will walk in the kitchen and then here he comes into the kitchen.. i think he's the type of person who always has to eat whenever he sees someone else with food? i don't know what it is but he is like ALWAYS there.. so i will be making my lunch wishing i could do it without annoyances but nope, my dad will go get some type of melon out and sit there and slurp it up right there in front of me i HATE melons.. i hate watermelon.. i hate cantaloupe.. i just hate melons.. i hate the way they smell, i hate the taste.. i hate everything about them.. so i guess that's why he is always slurping them up in front of me, because i hate it and its just another aspect of my fun life watching my dad slurp watermelon and make those disgusting noises for the entire time i'm trying to make my lunch is a real highlight of existence another thing he will do is this.. on the rare occasion that i actually have a conversation with him.. right in the middle of it- he will go get a greek yogurt cup.. my dad is one of those people who just eats in a way that annoys you he will get it out and destroy it while he's talking to you so u feel like you can't escape it.. you just sit there wishing he would've waited until the conversation was over before he peeled the top back u just watch in horror as he scrapes the living shit out of that yogurt cup.. i mean he scrapes every last MOLECULE out of the yogurt cup and when he finishes he looks like he wants to get another one.. and you just sit there totally depleted of all your energy because you have just witnessed one of the most annoying things in existence between the melons, the yogurt cups, the ear-shattering sneezes, the one sided conversations, and the lingering smell of hot dogs in the microwave you find yourself ready to just sleep outside in a damn box come on guys.. pray for me here i'm not kidding around help a brotha out if anyone is reading this.. put me on your prayer list put "help James out" on your bucket list ngga put me on any list just help me somehow.. i am trying my best but sometimes i just find myself empty
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