shifting from college to the workplace, i have noticed there are a lot of smokers out there smoking is seriously disgusting at the job i'm at now, we can listen to headphones while we work.. the other day i heard what LITERALLY sounded like a demon whispering i was looking around like.. man, what is that!? i finally realized it was this woman singing to a song she was listening to her voice is just utterly gross from all that smoking she has done her whole life its bad enough she sounds like patty and selma from the simpsons when she talks but when she "sings" she seriously sounds like a demon.. how pleasant it is so gross!!!!!! and she is constantly coughing and i have to talk about this.. you smokers need to get that coughing bullsh*t under control when i'm sitting in an office and i have to hear you coughing all day everyday and you're not sick.. THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT i really just wish i could toss that woman out the window.. her smoking affects all of us in there.. she goes on break and comes back smelling like the back of my nuts she coughs all day so loud it startles me.. and another thing.. the actual sound of it makes me want to projectile vomit. see, smokers never cough like normal people.. no.. when they cough i can hear all kinds of snot and phlegm and bile all in the mix.. its never like one little cough.. its like it always turns into a big medley of different repulsive sounds for like 20 seconds! you never want to make smokers laugh or anything because they start laughing then they start coughing and the coughing always gets bigger and louder and more gross than anyone wants it to be.. they cough until their smile becomes a concerned look.. and you (the person who cracked the joke) has to sit there and watch them hack until they stop umm, yeah.. i'd much rather watch u LAUGH then cough and hack and snort like a f*cking jackass and the last thing i have to say is this you smokers are ruining your immune systems.. you guys get sick easier and you're weaker and more vulnerable to health issues, and you all bring this stuff to the workplace.. i know because when i sit in there with smokers all day i feel my breath getting lighter.. a lot of times i can feel myself catching a cold just being near smokers all day when i feel this, i go out and buy a healthy drink after work just to stay afloat i don't even go to concerts anymore because of smokers because when i went to see atmosphere in 2008, smokers were breathing that garbage into my ears (indoor venue).. i am not kidding my whole face swelled up to where i couldn't even eat and i had to go to the clinic to get an antibiotic all because smokers and were blowing all that air into my ear canal and free radicals and germs just set up shop in the left side of my face some moron said "maybe it wasn't the smokers" .. ok.. LET ME BLOW SMOKE WITH TAR, ARSENIC, AND TABACCO INTO YOUR EARS ALL NIGHT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU, YOU IDIOT ++++++++++++++++++++ this deserves a mention.. i HATE captchas these things should only be mildly annoying but when i see them i just immediately want to punch someone in the face it seems like i can never get it on the first try either.. i always look at the letters and i'm squinting trying to figure out if thats an i or an l or whatever.. next thing i know i'm on my 4th try or something ++++++++++++++++++++ i'm like 40 something hours into ni no kuni here's a short clip i made to show a neat part in the game as u can see the game is really creative they should make a sequel but i think it should be less like an rpg and more like a zelda game ++++++++++++++++++++ anyway.. recently i was talking to elise and she said she likes a country song.. so i listened to it and its by that black guy from hootie and the blowfish in the song he's saying "rock me like a wagon wheel" i told her the song was kinda raunchy and she didn't know what i meant... ok.. do people even know that "rock and roll" is old time slang for sex? i was like.. "what did you think he was talking about?" she was like "i don't know" this really made me see how non perceptive people are when it comes to music like for example.. remember that song by jerry lee louis "great balls of fire" ? i don't think people realize he was singing about hell lol a lot of messages in songs go over peoples heads basically ++++++++++++++++++++ i've been watching "my name is earl" and i'm still enjoying it this one episode i watched was really good at the end because he said something that resonated with me he said "just because i saw a pretty girl doesn't mean i deserve one yet" then right after he said this he got a letter in the mail from the girl he wanted and it said "remember what ur working for" (basically saying she'll still be there when he gets his life together) that was so legit to me that's kinda how i see myself.. like working towards a goal of being "good enough" for a girl and hoping one will still be there when i'm finally ready i know that girls can be there one day and the next day be engaged- so any confirmation that a girl is going to still be there once you've created a good enough foundation is a welcome thing because this thought is not exactly the most comforting thing in the world unfortunately, you may have to add "and having kids or abortions or getting turned out" in 2013 lol ++++++++++++++++++++ anyway "they shoulda never gave you nggas money!" LOL
i'm out peeps.
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Giles
8/18/2013 06:02:56 pm
I could drop every bad habit i have if I had to fill out a captcha beforehand
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jaims
8/19/2013 07:20:16 am
LOL thats hilarious
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