lol here's another segment to charles hamilton's recent interview with mtv.. this clip is crazy just like the other one lol this dude is so entertaining.. i don't know if i'm laughing at him or with him but man he needs his own show
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i decided to make a typical online dating profile like the ones i've seen.. lol this is every female's profile in a nutshell
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hi ! I'm Kristen, i'm new to the whole internet meeting people thing but my friend keeps telling me to sign up so here I am! I'm a VERY confident, vivacious, beautiful, wonderful, amazing girl if I do say so myself tehe. I love to go out and dancing for a fun time but I still enjoy going home to watch a movie and cuddle. I really love my family and friends, they are my world and I don't know what I'd do without them <3. I work very hard for what I have and I'm an independent girl so if you can't handle that then GOODBYE! Overall I'm just a girl looking for a good guy, is that too much to ask? Guys over 6ft preferably, and oh yeah, I don't date outside my race sooo. One thing I would like you to know about me is I love to laugh and I love to have fun. I dance and sing and I love movies and musical theater. I'm up for anything that sounds like a good time but I know when it's time to be serious also. Oh yeah and if all you want is sex, then LEAVE ME ALONE! I mean I love sex, but don't think you're just gnna get in my pants, I'm really only looking for friends right now anyway. That pic at the top is of my cutest-dog-in-the-whole-world max. He's a fighter grrrrrr. Go Bucks! Oh and if you can't spell or compile a sentence correctly then I probably won't respond. UPDATE: I will not respond to messages like "How are you?" or "hey cutie" first don't call me cutie I hate pet names and second if that's all you have to say then you don't deserve my attention. 2nd Update: I KNOW I HAVE BOOBS, just because I show them in my pics doesn't mean I am easy or slutty. GROW UP OR GO TO THE NEXT PAGE ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ok i'm back.. wow lol that was cathartic 1. go to an online dating site 2. click on about 5 girls 3. tell me how 'on-the-money' i was with this here are some things to look for before you get married
i compiled these basic rules from watching crime shows many crime shows display a marriage gone horribly wrong.. so here is my advice on what to consider before marriage again, all this knowledge is based on some of the crime shows i've seen where a person was screwed by a person they married: 1. can your spouse take no for an answer? inflexibility will likely cause you some real problems in the future marriage is "for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer" in other words, you shouldn't expect every single moment to be absolutely perfect and ideal when you have an imperfect moment.. can your spouse deal with it? or will they fight you tooth and nail to get what they want? they have to be able to sometimes take no for an answer.. they must have patience.. remember.. the first characteristic of love in the Bible is patience 2. don't get married quickly you have to have time to make sure their words line up with their actions.. before you get married make sure you have your feelers up people say "love is blind" .. don't let your love be blind.. make sure you are looking for signs and red flags from the very beginning.. also ask God to reveal things to you that you should know before you make a decision with your heart.. act with wisdom, not emotion 3. does your spouse play the victim in their past relationships? this is normally a bad sign it says the following: "whatever caused the breakup was not my fault, because i did nothing wrong and i certainly DIDNT LEARN ANY TYPE OF LESSON" in other words: they think they are perfect their whole outlook is skewed.. they don't take responsibility for what they do wrong in a relationship listen closely to what they say about their past relationships and take mental notes.. if certain things don't add up then highlight that in your mind because it could be a red flag also remember, a lot of times people who play the victim throw others under the bus.. so remember, they might end up throwing YOU under the bus at some point for example: like instead of a girl telling her friends you yelled at her because she slapped you, she might tell her friends you yelled at her because you are a crazy tyrant... successfully throwing you under the bus so that she can keep the victim role a lot of victim players are actually master manipulators 4. have they been married before? and how many times? ok.. this is basic.. if a person has been divorced 3 times then my recommendation is STAY AWAY personally though, i don't like the divorce thing AT ALL.. i know marriage is not always easy but i tend to think, if you got a divorce you need to have a really good reason or you were likely just being selfish in some way i want a simple life.. i don't want step children, i don't want to deal with your ex husband and how you still talk to him behind my back.. i don't want to deal with anything crazy, i want the simplest most blessed marriage union possible since marriage is a vow before not only man but also God.. i don't take divorce or remarriage lightly there are some exceptions but overall i say try to avoid those who are divorced ESPECIALLY those who have been divorced more than once.. they are (imo) playing around with the sanctity of marriage which is a bad sign when you are considering marrying that person i juiced this a few minutes ago.. i just wanted to show it to show an example banana, spinach, tomato, celery, apple, lemon
anyway.. moving on, someone recently said "i would really love to lower my blood pressure" i said.. "i was reading up on celery and it is great for lowering your blood pressure.. i can make you a celery drink to help get you back on track.. either that or just give you some celery sticks" what do you think they said to me? do you think they said "wow i'm glad i ran into you! yeah hook me up!" or do you think my suggestion was met with complete apathy? you guessed right.. complete apathy this is what i mean when i say people just don't understand i can't force anyone to take a positive step if i told you you could fight off chronic disease, boost your energy, metabolism, mental functioning, and more and all you have to do is be a bit more conscious of what you eat would you do it? or would you just say "i'll keep my high blood pressure today" ? there are two sides to leading a person on
everyone talks about the side where there's a person uninterested in pursuing a romantic relationship yet they kinda act like they are well what about the other side? the other side i'm talking about is where a person says "i'm cool just being friends" ..but they are lying.. they really just want to get closer to you to hopefully pursue a relationship that is also a lead-on you say you are cool being friends but that's not true, you really want to try and break that person down over time.. you want to get them to be in a relationship with you so you act like a mere friend when in reality you want more both lead-on tactics are dishonest and they are both a sort of "bait-and-switch" relationship con but only one is demonized dare i say, both should be demonized? i do indeed proclaim such. just got home from babysitten
that ish was horrendous my niece was eating baby powder and telling me about how she "saw the hippo" i am so glad to be back home listening to the cocteau twins anyway.. i got the 'sonic generations' game recently.. i think its a great game whoever is readen this should come over n play it with me but i'm out.. stay amazeng sometimes i really just do not understand why school is so complicated
i recently just started this semester and i was looking at upcoming assignments for a class.. the first assignment is due on 9-6 out of the blue i decided to check and see when the second assignment is due why is it due 9-4 ? this is what i'm talking about when i say school is complicated ON PURPOSE like most people would assume the first assignment would be due before the second assignment.. but nope.. that would make too much sense so if i got the first assignment and saw that it was due on the 6th and assumed the second assignment was due on say- the tenth.. I WOULD'VE BEEN SCREWED like what kind of "order" is this? maybe the 8th assignment should've been done before classes started DUMB. i just wanted to say real quick
the biggest issue i have with people when talking about juicing is taste people say "ew that sounds gross" yeah some of them are not tasty but its not about taste.. its about your health ok so you force down a celery smoothie in two minutes.. but you get those health benefits, you get to live with all these extra vitamins and minerals that you would otherwise not get.. your body feeds off of what you put into it.. i am not saying don't eat things you like, i am saying juice once or twice a day to feed your cells, feed your brain.. feed the overall functioning of your body like i said, you will drink it within 2 minutes.. can you try to do something you don't like for two minutes? or are you going to keep telling me "it sounds nasty" ?? this is not directed towards anyone, i just keep hearing about how juicing is nasty but people are focusing on the most temporary aspect of something that can be a real blessing to your life and well-being just look up health benefits of any fruit or vegetable online.. then imagine if you juiced about 4 or 5 of those per day. thats all i'm saying someone on a website pointed out that kanye keeps dating worse and worse chicks.. this was his first chick, alexis then he got amber rose then he got kim kardashian lol
here's what they said on the website.. which is all true and interesting to think about (everything they say is in orange) here's what they said about alexis: Lets see... No botox(in face or lips) No breast implants No booty implant No face lift Amazing body Real hair- LONG HAIR Speaks very well (uses correct grammar, "My 2 cousins and I") Educated, and classy, cultured Said a lot of positive things about her relatives, assuming she has a very nice family. Career driven Fashion designer(With own line) Made her own money without having to swallow a niccas kids on camera. Prefers to stay low key Isnt all over the TV People dont hate her Not a hoe Didnt date a bunch of rappers, actors etc. And she has a good personality. Well kanye fuking lost... I hate to say it but my nicca has been dating down instead of up. Alexis might have been literally the perfect chick for him. I mean wow, there was absolutely no reason to do this chick dirty. Biggest fuk up of his life for sure. I see why he was so depressed and made 808. A woman like this comes maybe once or twice in a life time. Obviously it will be a long time before he find another Alexis.[..]uming he doesn't get Kim preggo. Some niccas just cant hold onto nice without messing it up... and here was a comment from someone else.. it was left as a response: Kanye fuking lost, i really cant think of a perfect chick for him... How u fuk that up? And look at the biitches he dates after... Who would you prefer as a baby moms, Kim K, or Alexis... LOL No contest. Dude is buggin. If you dated a chick like Alexis why the fuk would you ever want a woman like Amber, or fuking Kim. Shiit makes absolutely no sense. So im convinced he is dating these hoes for attention. Which sounds better "My wife is a hard working, successful fashion designer, who launched her clothing line, and its currently doing well..." "My wife used to be a stripper, but now she is a socialite, and she does modeling now, also reality tv..." "My wife got famous suking Ray J's Dik, from there she went on to do reality tv, modeling, and endorsements." Out of these 3 which would yall pick? my thoughts? i think life is crazy.. like sometimes you just make a bad decision or a series of bad decisions and you lose something that was a blessing to your life i would love to have a good woman in my life but i don't.. instead i'm alone.. sometimes i think about what could've been but hey, what can you do after you've ruined a good thing? its just sad to me to think that God sends us people and due to our own ignorance we let them get away and sometimes what comes next is way worse lol i can't diss kanye because who hasn't lost someone they should've kept? a lot of us have done that.. i will say kanye is losing exponentially more each time around tho lol i don't know.. it just makes me think that was a good topic on that website.. they were totally right on the money with what they were saying |
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