i realized a long time ago that braids are never an attractive hairstyle.. black women don't seem to understand this, but i think most men and just people in general would agree with me that it is a repulsive arrangement what's wrong with braids james? do u see the pictures i just posted? a hairstyle says something about you.. now if you have braids what is that saying about you? i'm sexy and sultry? NO. i'm cute and approachable? NO. i'm artsy and intelligent? NO. it says i'm already ugly so i've stopped trying to dress it up.. its like this.. women with braids are the same women who would take a trip to the hair salon and come back bald because they want to be "natural" take india arie for example "fck being pretty." braids is not only just not attractive, its also representative of a certain mindset.. "i can't be pretty so why try?.. instead i'm going to call 'ugly' pretty and rock it like a motherfcker" another thing braids can say is, "i studied afro-american history in college" which probably amounts to "i think i'm smarter than you" and/or "i have a right to be angry" lol "hi, my name is Charles." if my girl came home looking like this, somebody would get punched.. i don't know if it would be her or the hair stylist.. all i know is someone would have to pay for my pain and suffering. "hi, my name is homewre- whoops i mean alicia keys.. i'm technically a man but i'll still take your husband (o: " alicia keys looks like the predator.. and probably acts like it too.. why is she holding swizz beats captive like that? she should be ashamed of herself.. i mean having that abomination of a hairstyle for over a decade is bad enough but here she is taking it so many steps further alicia keys needs a toolbelt.. she looks like she should be out fixing motorcycles someone tell me why she is so masculine maybe its the braids.. that braid mindset has seeped into her DNA.. u know, its like on jersey shore when vinny got the earrings and went from a little more reserved to being a full-blown douchebag.. a hairstyle, or an accessory, or a piece of clothing can change you and i don't need my woman looking like allen iverson something tells me that when a woman gets braids, she instantly knows how to fist-fight.. i don't know how i know this, but i trust my instincts women.. stop with the braids ok.. there's just nothing attractive about it.. period.. stop it.. it doesn't work unless ur one of those bald-headed 'i-don't-use-deodorant-because-it-funds-terrorism' chicks then STOP WITH THE BRAIDS.. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS "thanks for the new hairdo mom.. now i resemble lil wayne AND i'm androgynous! awesome!!"
SMH.
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